Thursday 7 November 2013

High priced gigolo Justin Trudeau charging $250 for the ladies to “really” get to know him

A talented lady person put this together (from Twitter)
Looks like some “ladies” might be showing up in tonight to give Justin Trudeau a piece of their mind as he hosts the $250-a-plate “Justin Unplugged” event at 639 Queen Street West in Toronto.

The event, which has been promoted with an evite telling the “ladies” that they are “INVITED TO (REALLY) GET TO KNOW THE FUTURE PRIME MINISTER” (seriously, we can’t make this shit up) includes the suggestion that they share the following critical questions facing our nation: “What’s your favourite virtue?” and “Who are your real life heroes?”

Of course, the Twitterverse has been alive with wags ripping the shit out of young Justin, whose narcissism appears to be getting shallower and shinier.

Canadians are in a tough spot with Justin. He is a pathological narcissist, which is one of the hardest mental disorders to treat. This is because all forms of care, even when harsh, represent attention. According to the Mayo Clinic, “Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance and a deep need for admiration.”  However, behind this mask of ultra-confidence, according to the Clinic, “lies a fragile self-esteem, vulnerable to the slightest criticism.”
He thinks he's thinking

So, what happens if women show up tonight and scorn him? He will laugh and smile and flop his hair. What happens if they do it over time? He will feel hurt. What happens if they don’t stop, if they actually abandon him? He will get angry.

We have yet to see Justin get angry. He gets indignant. He gets confused. But never angry. It will come.

Only room for one on the love seat
So far, most of his time as leader has been spent shilling for cash. The Liberals want money. Lots of it. They claim to want it to “save” the middle class, but at $250 a plate, and firmly in the pocket of Big Oil, Justin is perhaps the most cynical politician to come our way since Ronald Reagan.

Eventually, the mirror will crack, and when it does, things will get ugly.

God, please, when will it end?

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